Just a fun picture of a beekeeper. No story behind it today. My son said, “Draw a beekeeper” so here he is.

I can’t make any promises but if you have a type of job you want me to draw send me an email to me at: ProfessorQB@gmail.com and maybe you’ll see a sketch you suggested right here on ChurchFun.com

When you write be sure and give your first name (first names only) your age and town. That way we can put that by the picture. We want to see all the cool places people are from. But remember no last names. That way we can be nice and safe. You know that is a good plan anytime you are online. Don’t ever give your last name, address, phone number or school name to ANYONE, not even to a fun web site like this. Good web sites like this won’t want that information anyway. It is just safer that way.

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

Why didn’t Moses take any Howler Monkey’s on the Ark? click to show

When Aaron threw Moses’ rod on the ground it became a snake. What would it have become if he had thrown it into the Nile?click to show

What is the moral of the story of Jonah and the Big Fish?click to show

Where does the Jordon River sleep?click to show

How does the Sea of Galilee say hello?click to show

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Hi. My name is Melita.

I live in Brisbane, Australia.

Can you please draw me a lion sketch?

There is a reason. Lions remind me of “Daniel in the Lions’ Den” and
how an angel came and shut the lions mouths. My favourite part is when the bad men were then thrown in the lions’ den themselves.

Those men make me feel ashamed of the human race because of how badly they sinned.

Once again please draw me a lion sketch.

Yours truly,

Melita

Wow! That’s pretty cool that we have friends all the way in Australia. I’m glad to draw Melita a lion. I’m also glad that it reminds her of such a cool Bible story.

If you would like me to draw a sketch that you suggest send your idea to: ProfessorQB@gmail.com

I like to draw people best. So, think of a kind of job a person has and send that to me and I’ll try to get to it. I cannot promise that I’ll get to yours but maybe, just maybe, if you are luck like Melita, you could see a sketch you suggested right her on ChurchFun.com

So the king gave the order, and they brought Daniel and threw him into the lions’ den. The king said to Daniel, “May your God, whom you serve continually, rescue you!”

A stone was brought and placed over the mouth of the den, and the king sealed it with his own signet ring and with the rings of his nobles, so that Daniel’s situation might not be changed. Then the king returned to his palace and spent the night without eating and without any entertainment being brought to him. And he could not sleep.

At the first light of dawn, the king got up and hurried to the lions’ den. When he came near the den, he called to Daniel in an anguished voice, “Daniel, servant of the living God, has your God, whom you serve continually, been able to rescue you from the lions?” Daniel answered, “O king, live forever! My God sent his angel, and he shut the mouths of the lions. They have not hurt me, because I was found innocent in his sight. Nor have I ever done any wrong before you, O king.”

The king was overjoyed and gave orders to lift Daniel out of the den. And when Daniel was lifted from the den, no wound was found on him, because he had trusted in his God.

Daniel 6:16-23 (NIV)

God gave sharks a keen sense of smell. Some kinds of sharks can smell as little as one drop of blood if it was in 1,000,000 drops of seawater (that’s over 13.2 gallons about 50 liters).

A big kitchen trash can holds about 13 gallons or a little less than 50 liters. Imagine one drop in a whole kitchen trash can filled with seawater.

Sharks are also attracted to the chemicals found in the intestines of many species of fish. Some species, such as nurse sharks, have external barbels (a slender, whisker like feeling organ) near the mouth that greatly increase their ability to sense prey.

Sharks generally rely on their superior sense of smell to find prey, but at closer range they also sense movement in the water, and even use their senses to detect electrical fields created by prey.

God really made sharks cool. Here is a cool way to get just a small idea of just how sensitive a shark’s sense of smell is. Of course, our nose can not even get close to the sensitivity of a shark’s but this fun experiment will give you an idea.

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ChurchFun.com has friends all over the world.

However, there are some special places (cities and towns) that have a lot of friends of ChurchFun.com

See if your city or town is on the list.

Cities and Towns in the United States

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• Live Oak, FL

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• Hartington, NE
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• Pittsburgh, PA
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• Lawrence, KS
• Bloomington, IL
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• Madison, AL
• Columbia, MO
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• White Lake, MI
• Troy, AL

Around the World

• Alberta, Canada
• Poplar, England
• Cumbernauld, England
• Brisbane, Australia
• Makati, Philippines
• Riga, Latvia
• Wuhan, China
• Lagos, Nigeria
• Rosebank, South Africa
• La Victoria, Peru
• Theran, Iran
• Oubayy, United Arab Emerits
• Timisoara, Romania

Is your city a “Hall of Fame” city? If it is not here is how it can be. Just keep visiting ChurchFun.com and tell your friends and family to visit too. We selected these “Hall of Fame” cities by the number of people visiting the web site from those places and how long they stayed on the site having fun.

Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a real BIG banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Really? Why not?
Because they’re long enough already.

Why did the clown lose his job in a fruit packing company?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Fun Banana Snack Idea

With no stove-top cooking or chopping required, this frozen banana recipe is truly for families.

Ingredients

• 3 bananas
• Ice-cream sticks
• 2 chocolate bars, weighing about 1 1/2 ounces each
• 1 cup of pre-chopped nuts, crushed cereal, or shredded coconut

Directions

Peel the bananas and remove any stringy fibers. Cut the bananas in half, widthwise, and push an ice-cream stick through the cut end of each half. Cover them in plastic wrap and freeze for about 3 hours.

After the bananas are frozen, place the chocolate bars in a microwave-proof bowl and cook on High for about 2 minutes, or until the chocolate melts. Check after one minute. Stir in the nuts, cereal, or coconut. Using a butter knife, spread the chocolate mixture over the frozen bananas to coat them completely. Be careful while the mixture is still hot. Kids can roll them in more topping (this is messy but fun).

Rest the pops on a plate covered with waxed paper and freeze until ready to serve. Makes 6 pops

A wordsearch puzzle with the name of the Twelve Apostles

This puzzle is free to use for your own family fun and you can use it for church, Sunday School, Vacation Bible School or anywhere else that you want to.

You can play online or you can print it and play on paper. There is even a printable answer key.

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

Why didn’t Noah go fishing? click to show

Why couldn’t anyone on the Ark play cards?click to show

Did Noah really have big lights attached to the top of the Ark?click to show

Methuselah was the oldest man who ever lived. He was 969 years old when he died. But, this is weird, he died before his father did. How is that possible?click to show

Did the Prophet Jeremiah have a horse and if so, what was the horse’s name?click to show

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When I was a little boy my grandmother visited Germany (her parents had immigrated from Germany and my grandfather’s parents had immigrated from Germany too).

She brought back these really cool short pants that had (what I thought were) built in suspenders. They were leather and I could wear them to church sometimes. They were the only short pants I was allowed to wear to church.

I didn’t know it at the time but those cool pants were called lederhosen. Nothing makes you think of Germany, Switzerland or the Alps quite like lederhosen.

We have friends of ChurchFun.com from all over the world. Send me an email at ProfessorQB@gmail.com and tell me about any special clothes or customs you have that would be interesting to the rest of our ChurchFun.com family here.

I love to sketch for you guys so there will be more coming all the time.