Alligator or Crocodile Sketch by Curt Gunz
July 17th, 2008
This alligator (or maybe he is a crocodile) is a stand up comedian. This is probably a Florida gator, or a Louisiana swamp crocodile.
He has jokes, puns, one-liners and after dinner speeches in his comic act.
He performed at the Improv, Giggle Factory, he has been on David Letterman, Jay Leno, he had a scheduling conflict so he could not host Saturday Night Live or go on “The View”, he’s currently performing to sold out amphibians in the Gator Bowl.
He recently got an HBO SPECIAL!!!!!
Yes, when he moved in to his apartment he got basic cable and the cable company gave him an HBO Special of just $19.99 for the first three months of programming. Ba-dum Ching.
