Archive for September, 2008

General Bible Knowledge Crossword Puzzle

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

General Bible Knowledge Crossword PuzzleThis general Bible knowledge was submitted by Marion P. We are so thankful to Marion and think you will be too, once you play this fun and challenging crossword puzzle. You can solve it online or print it.

This puzzle is free to use for your own family fun and you can use it for church, Sunday School, Vacation Bible School or anywhere else that you want to.

Hope you are up to the challenge.

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Tissue Box Guitar

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Tissue Box GuitarHere are fun plans to make you own guitar. A tissue box guitar.

It is easy to make and fun to play.

You can make it quickly with things you already have around the house.

It will be free if you already have things like a tissue box, rubber bands, a paper towel roll, tape and stickers.

It is not going to be like a professional real guitar but making it is the fun thing and playing it is a bonus.

Also, if you and your friends make them you can form a tissue box guitar band.

This comes from Wissensteinburg from the Instructables web site.






Here is what it sounds like:

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Skateboard Sketch by Curt Gunz

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Skateboarding Man


Hey, doesn’t it look like this guy is having fun skateboarding? I think he looks cool with his skateboard and skate shoes.

Do you think his kids talked him into skateboarding or did he just go to a skate shop and look at the skateboard decks and decide he wanted to take up skateboarding? With all the cool skateboards I kind of think maybe he just thought it looked fun.

This funny guy should be careful. He really needs to be wearing a helmet for safety. Somebody needs to teach him about skateboard safety.

Who would have guessed that a man like this would be a skater? I would not think he would like skateboards or skateboarding. But you never can tell.

Do you like to skateboard too?




Professor QB’s Funny Five “Pig Jokes”

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Professor QBProfessor QB’s Funny Five

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.

Cop asks “Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?”

The driver says “Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field.”

The cop says” I want you to take that pig to the zoo!”

The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.
The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. “I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo! What are you doing?”

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Swiss Family Robinson - G-Rated Movie Review

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Swiss Family Robison G-rated MovieThe “Swiss Family Robinson” is a great G-Rated movie. Listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy review the movie. Rent it and watch it.

Also, as a special treat for ChurchFun.com people we have a FREE downloadable copy of the classic book.

It is a PDF and you can read it on your computer or print it.

Keep in mind that it is over 300 pages so that is a lot of printing. If you decide to print it you might want to pick up a ream of copy paper that has holes for a 3-ring binder already punched in it. You can find those at office supply stores. That way you can put the pages in a binder and have a cool book to read.

Also, most libraries have copies and you can usually buy a copy at a bookstore fairly inexpensively.




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“Pearl Diver” Free Online Game

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Pearl Diver Miniclip Game

Grab your mask and head for the sea bed. Collect as much treasure and pearls as you can and get back to the boat before your air runs out. Watch out for the sharks!

Fun, free online games from miniclip.  Pearl Diver is a fun underwater diving game. Scuba dive for fun and profit.

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Volleyball Lady Sketch

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Ladies Volleyball SketchThis lady rocks at women’s volleyball. Misty May and Kerri Walsh better watch out because this lady may challenging for the Gold Medal at the Olympics in London in 2012.

She can spike, set and get a kill shot. She does better at beach volleyball than at gym volleyball.

It has been a while since she played girls volleyball in high school and she has never played Olympic volleyball but she is training hard.

It’s fun to see people having fun. You should try different stuff if you think it would be fun. Don’t worry if you are too tall or too short; too fat or too skinny; a boy or a girl. Just go out and have fun.

Also, when you see others trying things that they like don’t every make fun of them or tease them because you would not want them to do that to you.

Why not try to do something new that you think you might like today? Try it and see if you like it.

Weird and Gross Stuff from the Bible

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Biblical archer

Cut Off Their Thumbs and Big Toes

Adoni-Bezek was a Canaanite king in the book of Judges in the Old Testament.

He was a great warrior and had captured seventy kings. He cut off their thumbs and big toes.

That seems kind of weird. Why would he do that?

When an archer draws a bow he uses his fingers and thumb. With no thumb he could not shoot his arrow straight.

When a warrior loses his big toe he has trouble balancing and running.

By cutting off the other kings thumbs and toes Adoni-Bezek disgraced them because they could not fight any more.

Also, Adoni-Bezek made the seventy kings eat scraps of food from under his table (like a dog or some other type of pet).

By doing those things Adoni-Bezek was saying “I’m the best king. I have disgraced seventy kings and now they are like pet dogs to me.”

What Adoni-Bezek did not know is that God was the only true king. God gave Adoni-Bezek into the hands of Judah.

When Judah attacked, the LORD gave the Canaanites and Perizzites into their hands and they struck down ten thousand men at Bezek. It was there that they found Adoni-Bezek and fought against him, putting to rout the Canaanites and Perizzites. Adoni-Bezek fled, but they chased him and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and big toes.

Then Adoni-Bezek said, “Seventy kings with their thumbs and big toes cut off have picked up scraps under my table. Now God has paid me back for what I did to them.” They brought him to Jerusalem, and he died there.

Judges 1:4-7(NIV)

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