Professor QB’s Funny Five
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of purity and happiness. Today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment, then said….click to show
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper — he calls it a poem; they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper — he calls it a song; they give him $100.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper — he calls it a sermon, and . . . click to show
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.
After explaining the commandment to “Honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat one little boy answered . . . click to show
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Five-year-old Dustin seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Dustin, what is the matter?”
Dustin responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m . . . click to show
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He said . . . click to show
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Never would have thunk I would find this so indsinpeasble.