Archive for April, 2009

Boredom Busters #002

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

You will like this podcast.

  • We discuss the Big Fat Bible Word “covenant”
  • Learn to make Pigs in a Blanket in our Totally Delicious Food segment
  • The ABC Game is featured in our Fun in the Car segment
  • The G-rated Movie Review is the exciting and fun family movie Swiss Family Robinson
  • We introduce a brand new segment called Places to Go, Things to Do, People to See
  • We talk about Games for the Whole Family
  • We end with the popular and hilarious segment Professor QB Funtime.

This is a fun and informative podcast for your whole family. You can learn about the Bible, enjoy the funny jokes, try the activities and above all have fun with this clean, Christian podcast for kids and families.

–Professor QB

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Boredom Busters #003

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Boredom Busters #3 How to make a cool sandbox from a ten gallon aquarium, “Big Fat Bible Word” is Revelation, an UNimportant announcement about cats, cats and more cats. Did you know that taco backwards is O Cat? And of course Professor QB Funtime to make you laugh.

Be sure to tell your friends about Boredom Busters.

–Professor QB

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God Is the Best Artist

Thursday, April 16th, 2009



God is the best artist. He could have made the world any way He wanted to and He chose to make it delightful for us.



The heavens declare the glory of God;
the skies proclaim the work of his hands.

Day after day they pour forth speech;
night after night they display knowledge.

There is no speech or language
where their voice is not heard.

–Psalm 19:1-3 (NIV)



Boredom Busters #004

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Family fun. Family Game Night, The Great Outdoors, *new segment* Tales of Wisdom, Bible, UNimportant Announcement, and Professor QB Funtime-The Funnies, Silliest and Dumbest Jokes on the Internet.

–Professor QB

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Professor QB’s Funny Five “Corn Jokes”

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Professor QB’s Funny Five

What do you call the best corn on the cob student at corn school?click to show


Two corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob … click to show


A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

“Hey son!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come on in with and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.”

“That’s mighty nice of you, ” the boy answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw, come on,” the farmer insisted.

Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, the farm boy thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish !” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”

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A clown calls his friend asks, “Can you help me?”

“Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?”

“Well, I started a really hard jigsaw puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.”

“Look on the box,” the friend says. “There’s always a picture of what the puzzle is.”

“It’s a big rooster,” the clown said.

The friend says . . .
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What did the corn say when he got complimented?click to show

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How to Make Your Own Homemade Playdough

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

“How to Make Your Own Homemade Playdough”

Sure you can buy Play-Doh® at any store but it is more fun to make it. It is like, you can buy cookies but it’s fun to bake cookies together. You can buy fish from the fish market but that is no substitute for a family fishing trip. So, thanks to our friends at http://sustainableecho.com we have ways to make your own playdough.

Again special thanks to http://sustainableecho.com

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The Book of Psalms Is for Everyone

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

PsalmsTake a Bible with the Old and New Testament. Lay it on a table and try to open right in the middle of the pages. You will probably open it to the book of Psalms. So what is this book where the words are laid out funny, it says everything twice and always talks about sheep and cups “runneth overing”?




Song Book, Prayer Book and More


Have you ever noticed how music is not just something you hear, it is something you feel? Christmas time “feels” like Christmas partly because of Christmas carols. A scary movie has scary music to make you afraid. When you sing at church, don’t you think about God more?

Well, the Bible book of Psalms is a song book with 150 special songs for ancient Israelites. The book talks about how they felt when they were happy, when they were very sad, when the were upset because the bad guys seemed to be winning and how they prayed to God by themselves and when they worshipped God together.





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