Professor QB’s Funny Five “End of School Jokes”
Professor QB’s Funny Five
Kelly deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.
Kelly: “Hi, I’m calling to report that Kelly is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.”
Secretary at high school: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling?”
Kelly: click to show
A kid comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, click to show
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” a boy said to a girl standing next to him at recess.
“Do you know who I am!?!” the girl shouted.
“No.” replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” said the girl.
“Well, do you know who I am!?!” shouted the boy right back at her.
“I don’t have any idea” she yelled.
The boy said, click to show
Teacher: If I give you two cats and another two cats, how many cats have you got?
Patty: Five!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two cats and another two cats, how many cats have you got?
Patty: Five!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Patty: Four.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two cats and another two cats, how many cats have you got?
Patty: Five!
Teacher: Patty, dear, how on earth do you keep coming up with five?
Patty: click to show
The teacher said, “Sammy, make a sentence starting with the letter I.”
Sammy began, “I is…”
The teacher interrupted, “No, Sammy, you don’t say ‘I is’, you say ‘I am’.”
Sammy said, “Okay, if you say so….” click to show
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