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Family Game Night

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

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Listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy Discuss “Family Game Night”

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Turn your speakers on and listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy talk about how to have a family game night.


A family game night is a fun, free way for your whole family (kids, parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents) to have fun together. These games are not online games or Wii, Playstation or XBox games. Instead they are the kind of fun games that the whole family can play around the dining room table or sitting in the living room.


Children of all ages will enjoy having a family game night.

Big, Fat Bible Words - Forgiveness

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Hands holding stone with word

Forgiveness is an important part of our Christian life. But what does it mean?

What is real forgiveness? Can forgive me be more than just lyrics to a song?


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TDF - Totally Delicious Food - Cold Banana Treat

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Preparation time: 10 minutes (but banana must be frozen for at least 8 hours)

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Ingredients:

* 1 medium banana
* 2 tablespoons of milk or apple juice
* Chocolate syrup to drizzle or a tablespoon of peanut butter


Preparation:

Cut one medium banana into half-inch pieces. Place in a zip locked baggie and put in the freezer overnight, or for 8 hours. Place frozen banana pieces and 2 tablespoons of milk or apple juice in a blender. Pulse until chopped and then blend until mashed. Put into bowl and drizzle with chocolate syrup or dollop with a tablespoon of peanut butter.

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Bible Fun - Learn the Books of the New Testament

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

New Testament ScrollLearning the books of the New Testament is a lot of fun. You can memorize all twenty-seven books of the New Testament with this fun, easy song.

You can sing it in the car, before bed-time or any time you want to remember the books of the New Testament.

It also helps you when you are looking up passages of Scripture in the New Testament.

Turn your speakers on and play the song several times. Sing along and before long you too will know all the books of the New Testament.






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Professor QB’s Funtime - Funny Kids Jokes

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Professor QB the Christian Clown Listen to Professor QB, Fun Guy and Patrick tell some of the funniest and a few of the dumbest jokes you have ever heard. These are funny and clean jokes.

The funny jokes are great kids jokes but they are also funny for the whole family.

You will like the offbeat humor.

So turn up your speakers and get ready to laugh.

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Fun In the Car

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Line of Brightly Colored CarsRiding in the car can be really boring.

Here is a fun game called “Yellow Car”

One person is “it” and selects the color of a car and everyone else tries to be the first to spot that color.

The game always starts with a yellow car and that is why it is called “Yellow Car.”

The person who is “it” says, “Yellow car, go!” When he or she says go the first person to see a car of that color says, “Yellow car! Right there beside us” (or where ever the car is).

After seeing the car, the first person to say it wins. They then become the new “it” person and can call the color of the next car to be search for. Only the first round must be a yellow car. After that round any color can be chosen.


Every time a new round is started the “it” player says the color of a car and then says “Go!”

Extra suggestions:

The person who is it cannot call out the color of a car they already see.

Players must decide in advance if the “it” player is allowed to search for the car.

Don’t pick hard to find car colors.

Some cars are very close to two colors, for example a greenish-blue car can look green or blue. The person who is “it” decides if the car is a match to the color he or she called out.

Since the game is just a fun way to pass time on a long drive, don’t make it too competitive. Just have fun.

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G-Rated Movies for Families - Mary Poppins

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Turn up your computer speakers to hear the review.
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Stills from Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins

Rated G by the MPAA.

Walt Disney (1964)

Jane and Michael Banks are two bored (and a little spoiled) upper crust English kids.

They have their whole world turned upside down by a nonsensical nanny who teaches them (and their whole family) how to have fun.

This movie is a musical and has both comedy and sad parts and lots of imaginative scenes that are wonderful for adults and children alike.

Julie Andrews won a Best Actress Oscar award for her role as Mary Poppins.

The movie combines a good story, songs, and scenes of live action blended with the animation.

You’ll be singing along in no time…”in the most delightful way!”

Mary Poppins is also a series of children’s books written by P.L. Travers and and originally illustrated by Mary Shepard.

The books (like the movie) center on the mysterious and magical Mary Poppins; in a way her name describes what she does, ‘Merry Pop-ins’. She is merry (happy) and is blown by the East wind to Number Seventeen Cherry Tree Lane in London and into the Banks household to care for their children.

There was a 40th anniversary DVD release of the film in 2004.




TDF - Totally Delicious Food - Pigs in a Blanket

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Pigs in a Blanket

Turn up your computer speakers to hear Professor QB and Meghan.
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Professor QB’s Funtime - Silly & Funny Kids Jokes

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Professor QB the Christian Clown Listen to an MP3 of Professor QB, Fun Guy and Patrick tell some of the funniest and a few of the dumbest jokes you have ever heard. These are funny and clean jokes.

The funny jokes are great kids jokes but they are also funny for the whole family.

You will like the offbeat humor.

So turn up your speakers and get ready to laugh.

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You can adjust volume while playing by clicking and draging on the graph at the left. Audio is approximately 4 min. long.

Big, Fat Bible Words - Covenant

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Rainbow, God's Covenant

Covenant is an important Bible word.

Listen to Patrick and Professor QB talk about this big, fat Bible word.

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Be sure your computer speakers are on and press the play arrow. You can adjust the volume by clicking on the verticle bars on the left of the player.

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