Professor QB’s Funny Five

What do dogs eat at the movie theater?click to show

What’s a dogs favorite dessert? click to show

What do you call a great dog detective? click to show

What do you call Lassie when she is happy?click to show

In the Old West a cowboy dog walks into a saloon and says…click to show

What’s the baby using? 25

You may be asking, what is the baby using? The answer is twentyfive.

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.

Cop asks “Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?”

The driver says “Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field.”

The cop says” I want you to take that pig to the zoo!”

The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.
The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. “I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo! What are you doing?”

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These puppies are great friends. And, one of God’s richest blessings to us is our friends.

It is important to find good friends. The best way to do that is find friends who love God like you do.

If you want your friends to know about God you can tell them about God. Ask your friends where they go to church and if they do not have a church home you can invite them to your church.

Be sure you find friends. Be sure your family knows your friends because your family can help you figure out if your friends are good influences on you and your family can help to influence your friends to be good people.

Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.

I John 4:11 (NIV)

Professor QB’s Funny Five Nature Jokes

What do you call a cute volcano?click to show

How do trees go on the Internet?click to show

What did the big flower say to the little flower?click to show

How to you tell a tree is a dogwood tree?click to show

What kind of hair do oceans have?click to show

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Would you like to go to space like astronauts in the Space Shuttle. Maybe you could live on the International Space Station for a while.

Well, when they start a new space program they use monkeys to test out the skill and equipment necessary for rocket flight.

Here is a way to see if you have what it take to play this fun, free, and funny game online.

Press the arrow keys to move and aim your space ship to collect all the bananas and land safely on the platform before your fuel runs out.

Do your best because if you crash three times you game is over. Good luck.

This is ground control to Major Tom….


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Professor QB’s Funny Five

There was a clown who found himself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the clown wanting him to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered the clown 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the clown could not answer one of his questions, the clown owed him $5, but every time the lawyer could not answer the clown’s question, he’d give the clown $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the clown reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the clown handed him $5. Then the clown asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the clown $50.00

The clown put the $50 into his pocket without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
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I was reading this about the serpant in the Garden of Eden. It got me to thinking about snakes and I was wondering what the most venomous snakes in the world are.

Now, let me say quickly for snake lovers (or snake haters) that this list of top ten venomous snakes is only a list of the most venomous land snakes. There are several sea snakes that are even more venomous sea snakes but this list will only be the top ten most venomous land snakes.

Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made.

Genesis 3:1-First part of verse only (NIV)

Here is the list of the top ten most venomous land snakes . . .






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Creating hand shadow puppets is a lot of fun. Here are some tips and some patterns you can use.

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