This sketch of a gorilla teacher does not have a real story behind it.
I just wanted to draw two things that you usually don’t think of as going together (gorillas and teachers).
I usually find it funny to put two things together that don’t really go together. It is sometimes just fun to draw things that way.
Is a monkey funny? I like monkeys (and I know, a gorilla is not a monkey). Have you heard Big Idea’s “Veggie Tales” called “Monkey or an Ape”? It is one of the Silly Songs With Larry.
Anyway, I hope you like this …er …monkey …gorilla …ape. Well I hope you like this teacher.
Turn up your computer speakers to hear Professor QB and Meghan.
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School starts (in the United States) in just a few weeks for most kids.
Do you ever feel alone on the first day of school and want someone to talk to?
We will show you how to get friends on the first day and keep them too!
Your tribe shoots slingshots at the other tribe. Hit them three times and they are knocked out. But be careful! If they hit you three times you are out.
Do you think you can match skills with the other tribes? Try and you’ll see how much fun a “Slingshot” free online game can be.
Professor QB’s Funny Five
What do dogs eat at the movie theater?click to show
What’s a dogs favorite dessert? click to show
What do you call a great dog detective? click to show
What do you call Lassie when she is happy?click to show
In the Old West a cowboy dog walks into a saloon and says…click to show
This volcano is very happy. Even though he is blowing his stack he keeps a smile on his face. I guess some volcanoes are just more cheerful than others.
There are volcanoes in Hawaii but even though this guy is an active volcano he has never been to Hawaii. He just has a little eruption at home then cools off.
The lava that flows from him looks hot but it doesn’t seem to even bother him. I bet it feels like an earthquake or tsunami when he blows.
He is making his real estate a mountain. I would not want to go on vacation anywhere near this guy. Take me to a lake resort or a rental in Colorado or anywhere just as long as I don’t have to go near this fire mountain.
But, he does look happy. So at least he is in a good mood.
Are you watching the Olympics? I am watching with my family. But did you know that the Apostle Paul writes about seeing competitions like the Olympics over 2000 years ago?
This is weird. Did you know that there was a really tall Philistine who was unusual? But, it’s not Goliath.
You probably remember that the Israelites were always fighting against the Philistines. David killed Goliath in the most famous battle. What you may not know is that there were other really big, really mean guys whom the Israelites fought.
How would you like to have to fight a giant guy? David and his mighty men were brave. There were four sons of a really huge guy. David’s men had to fight all four of these over-sized brothers.
Now that is weird and gross.
In still another battle, which took place at Gath, there was a huge man with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot—twenty-four in all. He also was descended from Rapha. When he taunted Israel, Jonathan son of Shimea, David’s brother, killed him.
I Chronicles 20:6-7 (NIV)
Fun wordsearch puzzle for younger players. All the words in this word puzzle are Bible words.
This printable puzzle is free to use for your own family fun and you can use it for church, Sunday School, Vacation Bible School or anywhere else that you want to. A lot of people use it for Sunday School curriculum because it works well for early readers.
Great for early readers and pre-readers.
This is written by Curt Gunz and his family. Have fun with it.
Take a Bible with the Old and New Testament. Lay it on a table and try to open right in the middle of the pages. You will probably open it to the book of Psalms. So what is this book where the words are laid out funny, it says everything twice and always talks about sheep and cups “runneth overing”?
Song Book, Prayer Book and More
Have you ever noticed how music is not just something you hear, it is something you feel? Christmas time “feels” like Christmas partly because of Christmas carols. A scary movie has scary music to make you afraid. When you sing at church, don’t you think about God more?
Well, the Bible book of Psalms is a song book with 150 special songs for ancient Israelites. The book talks about how they felt when they were happy, when they were very sad, when the were upset because the bad guys seemed to be winning and how they prayed to God by themselves and when they worshipped God together.
