Professor QB’s Funny Five
What do you call the best corn on the cob student at corn school?click to show
Two corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob … click to show
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey son!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come on in with and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.”
“That’s mighty nice of you, ” the boy answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Aw, come on,” the farmer insisted.
“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, the farm boy thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish !” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”
A clown calls his friend asks, “Can you help me?”
“Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?”
“Well, I started a really hard jigsaw puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.”
“Look on the box,” the friend says. “There’s always a picture of what the puzzle is.”
“It’s a big rooster,” the clown said.
The friend says . . .
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What did the corn say when he got complimented?click to show
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