Professor QB’s Funny Five
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Here is a fun time with our friend “Shelly Bear”
We talk about cats and other fun stuff.
I think you will laugh out loud.
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One of the hardest working people at church is the toddler mom who comes prepared for anything. She works so hard and sometimes the only time people notice is when her child is noisy.
Next time you see a toddler mom at church give her a thumbs-up. She may not know why you are doing it but it is nice to remember.
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I’ve started a new project. I will do forty-two different types of “church members” and put them here. Once I get them all done there will be a poster with all forty-two available to you.
Every church seems to have one; a nice older guy who gives gum to all the kids. He’s always one of the nicest and most popular guys at church.
I am sorry for the down time for ChurchFun.com.
We had to move to a new server. It is always more complicated than anticipated and takes longer.
Thank you for your patience.
In Him,
–Professor QB
This guy started with just an idea of drawing a guy with eyebrows raised and a mouth in a little circle.
After I got the head I thought he needed some interesting background that would make him look sad. I thought it told a story without words. I don’t know why his tee shirt says STA or even what that means.
I have asked several people what is going on in this picture and then sat back and listened as they told me stories that had a lot of detail.
So, what do you think is going on here? Why does he look sad? What is the store behind him? What was on sale? Why is the store closed?
Make up a story about this guy. Then if you want to email it to me at:
Would you like to make your own set of fairy wings? They make a great costume or can be fun just to play with.
So, spread your wings and fly. Here are free step by step instructions.
Christmas is one of the best times of the year. But sometimes families need to take long trips to be with family. Games in the car can pass the time.
Professor QB and his family talk about having fun in the car with Christmas games. They also discuss a clown Christmas party.
These are fun, free game ideas that will take you right up until New Year.
Christmas lighting and decorations are the basis of the counting game. Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer; you can find them all.
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