This alligator (or maybe he is a crocodile) is a stand up comedian. This is probably a Florida gator, or a Louisiana swamp crocodile.

He has jokes, puns, one-liners and after dinner speeches in his comic act.

He performed at the Improv, Giggle Factory, he has been on David Letterman, Jay Leno, he had a scheduling conflict so he could not host Saturday Night Live or go on “The View”, he’s currently performing to sold out amphibians in the Gator Bowl.

He recently got an HBO SPECIAL!!!!!

Yes, when he moved in to his apartment he got basic cable and the cable company gave him an HBO Special of just $19.99 for the first three months of programming. Ba-dum Ching.

This sketch of a gorilla teacher does not have a real story behind it.

I just wanted to draw two things that you usually don’t think of as going together (gorillas and teachers).

I usually find it funny to put two things together that don’t really go together. It is sometimes just fun to draw things that way.

Is a monkey funny? I like monkeys (and I know, a gorilla is not a monkey). Have you heard Big Idea’s “Veggie Tales” called “Monkey or an Ape”? It is one of the Silly Songs With Larry.

Anyway, I hope you like this …er …monkey …gorilla …ape. Well I hope you like this teacher.

These puppies are great friends. And, one of God’s richest blessings to us is our friends.

It is important to find good friends. The best way to do that is find friends who love God like you do.

If you want your friends to know about God you can tell them about God. Ask your friends where they go to church and if they do not have a church home you can invite them to your church.

Be sure you find friends. Be sure your family knows your friends because your family can help you figure out if your friends are good influences on you and your family can help to influence your friends to be good people.

Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.

I John 4:11 (NIV)

I was reading this about the serpant in the Garden of Eden. It got me to thinking about snakes and I was wondering what the most venomous snakes in the world are.

Now, let me say quickly for snake lovers (or snake haters) that this list of top ten venomous snakes is only a list of the most venomous land snakes. There are several sea snakes that are even more venomous sea snakes but this list will only be the top ten most venomous land snakes.

Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made.

Genesis 3:1-First part of verse only (NIV)

Here is the list of the top ten most venomous land snakes . . .






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