Posts Tagged ‘Entertainment’

Professor QB Elephant Jokes - Clean Funny Jokes

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Professor QB the Christian Clown If you took away an elephant’s trunk how would it smell?click to show


What cheers you up when you are sick? click to show


What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? click to show


What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? click to show


Elephant riding a skateboard for Curt Gunz elephant joke page


What do elephants do for fun? click to show


What game do elephants like to play the most? click to show


Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? click to show


Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? click to show


Why do elephants stomp on people? click to show



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David and Goliath Wordsearch by Curt Gunz

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Noah's Ark Wordsearch PuzzleTry this fun, free wordsearch puzzle all about Noah’s Ark. This can be used by kids in Sunday school. It can be a supplement to your church’s Bible class curriculum. It can be fun for Vacation Bible School, holidays or personal Bible study.

Curt Gunz wrote this for you to use so use it. It can be played as a free online game or a download printable. Teachers and students as well as families with children (or just adults) will love this.

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“BadaBoom” Free Online Game

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Bababoom

Clear as many balls as possible in this explosive, action packed puzzle game.

Click on three balls of the same color to clear them. More keep falling. You have 60 seconds to clear this before the fireworks explode. Keep the chute clear or the game is over. Topsy turvy fun for children, and “kids” of all ages. Play for free.
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Family Game Night

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

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Listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy Discuss “Family Game Night”

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Turn your speakers on and listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy talk about how to have a family game night.


A family game night is a fun, free way for your whole family (kids, parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents) to have fun together. These games are not online games or Wii, Playstation or XBox games. Instead they are the kind of fun games that the whole family can play around the dining room table or sitting in the living room.


Children of all ages will enjoy having a family game night.

Free Paper and Pencil Game “Nehemiah’s Wall”

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Nehemiah's WallThis fun game is a free download. Grab a pencil and a friend. Print out this free game sheet and play.

You take turns connecting the dots with a straight line across or up and down (no diagonal lines). When you make a square you put your initial in the square and get to draw another line.

Whoever gets the most squares wins.

We love to bring you fun games like this and these puzzle games can be fun on a trip or just playing at home. You can bookmark this page and download games all you want because this downloadable game is fun to play over and over.

Here is the link to the free game download:

Download Page

The reason this is called Nehemiah’s Wall is because in the Bible Nehemiah sets out to rebuild the walls of Jerusalem after the Babylonian captivity.

Then I said to them, “You see the trouble we are in: Jerusalem lies in ruins, and its gates have been burned with fire. Come, let us rebuild the wall of Jerusalem, and we will no longer be in disgrace.”

Nehemiah 2:17 (NIV)

Funny Picture of Beaver Playing Golf

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Beaver GolfingThis started out as a crazy idea, “What if beavers started taking up golf as a pastime? Children golfers would like the golf joke while enjoying a fun, clean joke for a sketch.

The beaver is ready to go on the golf course, he has a golf bag full of golf clubs. I think he has all the golf equipment.

You have to wonder what his golf handicap is. He’s been visiting the club golf pro to get some tips and has even spent a lot of money on golf packages at the golf proshop.

I don’t think he’s quite up to joining the PGA or even the LPGA. But you never know.

Hey, if nothing else he will be able to dive in find his golf ball if he hits it into the water.







“Sushi Go-Round” Free Online Games

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Sushi Go-Round
Sushi go round game. We have another fun free online game for you. It’s called Sushi Go-Round and it’s brought to you by Miniclip Games. We want to bring you free online games that you and your friends can enjoy. This happens to be a personal favorite of our very own Meghan from our Totally Delicious Food segment. We hope you enjoy this fun and free sushi game! Sayonara!

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How to make a paper fortune teller

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

How to make a fun paper fortune tellerThis is a fun game you can play with friends when you want something fun to do. Some people call this free paper game a “cootie catcher” and some people call this free paper game a “paper fortune teller. ”

We just call it fun. Don’t worry, we give you step by step instructions so you don’t have to be an expert at origami in order to fold up this paper game.

You may have seen these before. We have complete download instructions, printing and folding instructions and ideas for game play.

Free Paper Game in Action

This makes a fun way to spend time with your friends and can be fun in the car.

Now, as Christians we know that there is no such thing as a real fortune teller. This is just a fun game. Don’t take it too seriously ’cause that takes all the fun out of the game. Just play with your friends and enjoy. If you as silly questions you can get some really silly answers.

Here is the link to download the printable sheet

“Cannon Blast” Free Online Game

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Cannon Blast

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Prepare to swash yer buckles and swab yer decks. Use the cannons to blast the enemy pirate ships to Dave Jones’ locker. The pirates of the Caribbean will never be the same. Captain Jack Sparrow could not do it any better than you in this fun, free online pirate game. So if you think you have what it takes to be one of the pirates of the Caribean try yer luck!

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