
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a real BIG banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Really? Why not?
Because they’re long enough already.
Why did the clown lose his job in a fruit packing company?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Fun Banana Snack Idea
With no stove-top cooking or chopping required, this frozen banana recipe is truly for families.
Ingredients
- 3 bananas
- Ice-cream sticks
- 2 chocolate bars, weighing about 1 1/2 ounces each
- 1 cup of pre-chopped nuts, crushed cereal, or shredded coconut
Directions
Peel the bananas and remove any stringy fibers. Cut the bananas in half, widthwise, and push an ice-cream stick through the cut end of each half. Cover them in plastic wrap and freeze for about 3 hours.
After the bananas are frozen, place the chocolate bars in a microwave-proof bowl and cook on High for about 2 minutes, or until the chocolate melts. Check after one minute. Stir in the nuts, cereal, or coconut. Using a butter knife, spread the chocolate mixture over the frozen bananas to coat them completely. Be careful while the mixture is still hot. Kids can roll them in more topping (this is messy but fun).
Rest the pops on a plate covered with waxed paper and freeze until ready to serve. Makes 6 pops