Professor QB’s Funny Five

Why didn’t Moses take any Howler Monkey’s on the Ark? click to show

When Aaron threw Moses’ rod on the ground it became a snake. What would it have become if he had thrown it into the Nile?click to show

What is the moral of the story of Jonah and the Big Fish?click to show

Where does the Jordon River sleep?click to show

How does the Sea of Galilee say hello?click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

Why didn’t Noah go fishing? click to show

Why couldn’t anyone on the Ark play cards?click to show

Did Noah really have big lights attached to the top of the Ark?click to show

Methuselah was the oldest man who ever lived. He was 969 years old when he died. But, this is weird, he died before his father did. How is that possible?click to show

Did the Prophet Jeremiah have a horse and if so, what was the horse’s name?click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

How do you know when Enoch is at the door? click to show

How long did Cain hate his brother?click to show

How do you study the third Gospel?click to show

Did you know Honda cars are mentioned in the Bible?click to show

How do we know the Apostle Paul wants you to eat your vegetables?click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? click to show

What kind of motorcycle is mentioned in the Bible?click to show

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?click to show

Did all the animals on the ark come in pairs?click to show

What was Methuselah’s favorite song?click to show

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Why did the clown stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?click to show

Why do clowns hate M&Ms?click to show

A clown had to make a lot of cookies for a party. His mom said he could just double recipe, but it did not work…click to show

Why don’t you ever see a clown pharmacist?click to show

A guy needed to check to see if his turn signal was working. He stopped by a clown in the front yard of a birthday party and asked the clown if the turn signal was working. The clown said…click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

What do dogs eat at the movie theater?click to show

What’s a dogs favorite dessert? click to show

What do you call a great dog detective? click to show

What do you call Lassie when she is happy?click to show

In the Old West a cowboy dog walks into a saloon and says…click to show

Professor QB’s Funny Five

Who makes suits and eats spinach?click to show

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?click to show

Have you heard about the new cartoon character that Warner Brothers has created for the Spanish-speaking audience?click to show

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?click to show

Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan’s home?click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.

Cop asks “Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?”

The driver says “Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field.”

The cop says” I want you to take that pig to the zoo!”

The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.
The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. “I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo! What are you doing?”

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

We don’t like being away from our home and not knowing what is happening there. We are still evacuees and don’t know when we will be able to go home.

So, sometimes when bad things happen the best thing you can do is try to laugh. With that in mind, Professor QB’s Funny Five this time are going to be hurricane and weather jokes.

What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?click to show

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hurricane.
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?

What’s the difference between a cowboy on a horse and a hurricane?click to show

What is a hurricane’s favorite game?click to show

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

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Professor QB’s Funny Five Nature Jokes

What do you call a cute volcano?click to show

How do trees go on the Internet?click to show

What did the big flower say to the little flower?click to show

How to you tell a tree is a dogwood tree?click to show

What kind of hair do oceans have?click to show

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