Professor QB’s Funny Five
Why didn’t Moses take any Howler Monkey’s on the Ark? click to show
When Aaron threw Moses’ rod on the ground it became a snake. What would it have become if he had thrown it into the Nile?click to show
What is the moral of the story of Jonah and the Big Fish?click to show
Where does the Jordon River sleep?click to show
How does the Sea of Galilee say hello?click to show
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Professor QB’s Funny Five
Why didn’t Noah go fishing? click to show
Why couldn’t anyone on the Ark play cards?click to show
Did Noah really have big lights attached to the top of the Ark?click to show
Methuselah was the oldest man who ever lived. He was 969 years old when he died. But, this is weird, he died before his father did. How is that possible?click to show
Did the Prophet Jeremiah have a horse and if so, what was the horse’s name?click to show
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Professor QB’s Funny Five
How do you know when Enoch is at the door? click to show
How long did Cain hate his brother?click to show
How do you study the third Gospel?click to show
Did you know Honda cars are mentioned in the Bible?click to show
How do we know the Apostle Paul wants you to eat your vegetables?click to show
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Professor QB’s Funny Five
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? click to show
What kind of motorcycle is mentioned in the Bible?click to show
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?click to show
Did all the animals on the ark come in pairs?click to show
What was Methuselah’s favorite song?click to show
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Why did the clown stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?click to show
Why do clowns hate M&Ms?click to show
A clown had to make a lot of cookies for a party. His mom said he could just double recipe, but it did not work…click to show
Why don’t you ever see a clown pharmacist?click to show
A guy needed to check to see if his turn signal was working. He stopped by a clown in the front yard of a birthday party and asked the clown if the turn signal was working. The clown said…click to show
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Professor QB’s Funny Five
What do dogs eat at the movie theater?click to show
What’s a dogs favorite dessert? click to show
What do you call a great dog detective? click to show
What do you call Lassie when she is happy?click to show
In the Old West a cowboy dog walks into a saloon and says…click to show
Professor QB’s Funny Five
Who makes suits and eats spinach?click to show
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?click to show
Have you heard about the new cartoon character that Warner Brothers has created for the Spanish-speaking audience?click to show
What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?click to show
Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan’s home?click to show
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