I love to draw. Anytime I get a scrap of paper and a few minutes I start to sketch and doodle. I will post some of my sketches here from time to time just for fun.

This is just a silly sketch for you.

Where does a monkey go to get a new tail?

The retail store

What do you call a monkey holding a bomb?

A babboom

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing. Bananas don’t talk!

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a parrot?

Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!

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Here are seven cute pictures of a kitten and a bird who have become friends. They don’t know that everyone expects them to be enemies so they are just being friends.

I bet you have some good friends. Will you do me a favor? Will you tell them about ChurchFun.com so that they can enjoy it to. Tell your friends at church, in your neighborhood, your brothers and sisters, cousins aunts and uncles.

Your Sunday School teacher may want to know about ChurchFun.com because there are free downloads that they can use in class.
Anyway. Enjoy these pictures.

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Mushroom sketch today. No special story. He looks really happy doesn’t he? or maybe I should say she?

Remember, if you want me to draw a picture that you suggest, send me an email to: ProfessorQB@gmail.com

Tell me your name and town and what you want me to draw and I will get to it when I can.

This mushroom probably needs a story, so if you want to send me an email with a story you make up about this happy mushroom send it and maybe it will be published on ChurchFun.com

If you took away an elephant’s trunk how would it smell?click to show

What cheers you up when you are sick? click to show

What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? click to show

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? click to show

What do elephants do for fun? click to show

What game do elephants like to play the most? click to show

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? click to show

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? click to show

Why do elephants stomp on people? click to show

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Duck Jokes

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? click to show

Which side of the duck has the most feathers? click to show

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?”

The clerk tells him, “No, we don’t have a market for it so we don’t carry it.”

The duck says, “Okay,” and leaves.

The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?” Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, “Got any duck feed?” The clerk says, “I’ve told you twice, we don’t have duck feed, we’ve never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”

“No.”

“Got any duck feed?”

What do you call a crate of ducks? click to show

What time does a duck wake up? click to show

This started out as a crazy idea, “What if beavers started taking up golf as a pastime? Children golfers would like the golf joke while enjoying a fun, clean joke for a sketch.

The beaver is ready to go on the golf course, he has a golf bag full of golf clubs. I think he has all the golf equipment.

You have to wonder what his golf handicap is. He’s been visiting the club golf pro to get some tips and has even spent a lot of money on golf packages at the golf proshop.

I don’t think he’s quite up to joining the PGA or even the LPGA. But you never know.

Hey, if nothing else he will be able to dive in find his golf ball if he hits it into the water.