Where does a monkey go to get a new tail?

The retail store

What do you call a monkey holding a bomb?

A babboom

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing. Bananas don’t talk!

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a parrot?

Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!

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Welcome back to many of our returning friends from the old ChurchFun.com. We have been off-line for about three years and have undergone a lot of changes. But now we are back.

You will notice that ChurchFun.com has changed. One of the biggest changes is the cartoons. I will try to update the cartoon at least once a week. The key word is try.

But some of the things you don’t see that are going on behind the scenes is that ChurchFun.com is now done completely by our family.

We will have fun stuff to do and will be updating a lot more often than we used to on the old ChurchFun.com. There should be something new to see or do just about every day so bookmark this page so you don’t miss a day.

Also, Professor QB is going to be playing a role in the new ChurchFun.com. Professor QB is a clown who likes to have fun but also has a Christian message to share. I think you will like him a lot.

I’m looking forward to this and I hope you are too.

In Him,

–Curt Gunz

(for the whole ChurchFun.com team)

Professor QB’s Funny Five

Why didn’t Moses take any Howler Monkey’s on the Ark? click to show

When Aaron threw Moses’ rod on the ground it became a snake. What would it have become if he had thrown it into the Nile?click to show

What is the moral of the story of Jonah and the Big Fish?click to show

Where does the Jordon River sleep?click to show

How does the Sea of Galilee say hello?click to show

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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a real BIG banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Really? Why not?
Because they’re long enough already.

Why did the clown lose his job in a fruit packing company?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Fun Banana Snack Idea

With no stove-top cooking or chopping required, this frozen banana recipe is truly for families.

Ingredients

• 3 bananas
• Ice-cream sticks
• 2 chocolate bars, weighing about 1 1/2 ounces each
• 1 cup of pre-chopped nuts, crushed cereal, or shredded coconut

Directions

Peel the bananas and remove any stringy fibers. Cut the bananas in half, widthwise, and push an ice-cream stick through the cut end of each half. Cover them in plastic wrap and freeze for about 3 hours.

After the bananas are frozen, place the chocolate bars in a microwave-proof bowl and cook on High for about 2 minutes, or until the chocolate melts. Check after one minute. Stir in the nuts, cereal, or coconut. Using a butter knife, spread the chocolate mixture over the frozen bananas to coat them completely. Be careful while the mixture is still hot. Kids can roll them in more topping (this is messy but fun).

Rest the pops on a plate covered with waxed paper and freeze until ready to serve. Makes 6 pops

Professor QB’s Funny Five

Why didn’t Noah go fishing? click to show

Why couldn’t anyone on the Ark play cards?click to show

Did Noah really have big lights attached to the top of the Ark?click to show

Methuselah was the oldest man who ever lived. He was 969 years old when he died. But, this is weird, he died before his father did. How is that possible?click to show

Did the Prophet Jeremiah have a horse and if so, what was the horse’s name?click to show

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I was able to get the new cartoon up for you guys. Have not put up many posts in the last couple of days because I’ve been sick. I hate to be late putting up posts because I want you to have something to do or at least something to smile about EVERY TIME you visit our site.

I was not be physically able to get any more done because it is just our family who does all of ChurchFun.com. Our older teens are off at summer camp and momma is taking care of me (and our ten-year-old and four-year-old who were also sick.

She is working on some great puzzles for you guys but I have to do the coding to get them on the web site correctly.

Don’t worry, it will all be back to normal soon. In fact, it will be better than ever.

Enjoy the new cartoon and be looking for more good stuff when our family is on the mend.

Please pray for us so that all the challenges we have can be removed so that we can minister to you more and more through ChurchFun.com

We pray for you guys a lot (even though we don’t know most of your names)

God bless you. ChurchFun.com has one of the best communities on the internet.

Professor QB’s Funny Five

How do you know when Enoch is at the door? click to show

How long did Cain hate his brother?click to show

How do you study the third Gospel?click to show

Did you know Honda cars are mentioned in the Bible?click to show

How do we know the Apostle Paul wants you to eat your vegetables?click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? click to show

What kind of motorcycle is mentioned in the Bible?click to show

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?click to show

Did all the animals on the ark come in pairs?click to show

What was Methuselah’s favorite song?click to show

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If you took away an elephant’s trunk how would it smell?click to show

What cheers you up when you are sick? click to show

What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? click to show

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? click to show

What do elephants do for fun? click to show

What game do elephants like to play the most? click to show

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? click to show

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? click to show

Why do elephants stomp on people? click to show

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Listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy Discuss “Family Game Night”

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Turn your speakers on and listen to Professor QB and Fun Guy talk about how to have a family game night.

A family game night is a fun, free way for your whole family (kids, parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents) to have fun together. These games are not online games or Wii, Playstation or XBox games. Instead they are the kind of fun games that the whole family can play around the dining room table or sitting in the living room.

Children of all ages will enjoy having a family game night.