Duck Jokes

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? click to show

Which side of the duck has the most feathers? click to show

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?”

The clerk tells him, “No, we don’t have a market for it so we don’t carry it.”

The duck says, “Okay,” and leaves.

The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?” Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, “Got any duck feed?” The clerk says, “I’ve told you twice, we don’t have duck feed, we’ve never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”

“No.”

“Got any duck feed?”

What do you call a crate of ducks? click to show

What time does a duck wake up? click to show

Preparation time: 10 minutes (but banana must be frozen for at least 8 hours)

Ingredients:

* 1 medium banana
* 2 tablespoons of milk or apple juice
* Chocolate syrup to drizzle or a tablespoon of peanut butter

Preparation:

Cut one medium banana into half-inch pieces. Place in a zip locked baggie and put in the freezer overnight, or for 8 hours. Place frozen banana pieces and 2 tablespoons of milk or apple juice in a blender. Pulse until chopped and then blend until mashed. Put into bowl and drizzle with chocolate syrup or dollop with a tablespoon of peanut butter.

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This missile is scared to follow his exploding command.

When you play games do you get scared from just free online games like Missile Command? Probably not. We know that they are just fun video games.

But there are things in life that can be scary. You know what?…when things scare me there is only one thing that helps me get by….

It is my faith in God. He will never fail me. So I trust him, and I do get frightened a little sometimes but then I remind myself that God is in charge and is taking care of me. I

In fact he is greater than ANYTHING in the world.

In Him,

Professor QB

You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world.

1 John 4:4 (NIV)

Listen to Professor QB, Fun Guy and Patrick tell some of the funniest and a few of the dumbest jokes you have ever heard. These are funny and clean jokes.

The funny jokes are great kids jokes but they are also funny for the whole family.

You will like the offbeat humor.

So turn up your speakers and get ready to laugh.

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Why did the clown stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?click to show

Why do clowns hate M&Ms?click to show

A clown had to make a lot of cookies for a party. His mom said he could just double recipe, but it did not work…click to show

Why don’t you ever see a clown pharmacist?click to show

A guy needed to check to see if his turn signal was working. He stopped by a clown in the front yard of a birthday party and asked the clown if the turn signal was working. The clown said…click to show

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

What do dogs eat at the movie theater?click to show

What’s a dogs favorite dessert? click to show

What do you call a great dog detective? click to show

What do you call Lassie when she is happy?click to show

In the Old West a cowboy dog walks into a saloon and says…click to show

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The funny jokes are great kids jokes but they are also funny for the whole family.

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So turn up your speakers and get ready to laugh.

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Covenant is an important Bible word.

Listen to Patrick and Professor QB talk about this big, fat Bible word.

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Professor QB’s Funny Five

Who makes suits and eats spinach?click to show

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?click to show

Have you heard about the new cartoon character that Warner Brothers has created for the Spanish-speaking audience?click to show

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?click to show

Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan’s home?click to show

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