In II Kings 24:23-25 it tells about a time forty-two young people from the town of Bethel were killed by two bears because they were being disrespectful.

This gang of brats was no match for a couple of ferocious bears. I wouldn’t want a bear like this one mad at me. How about you?

Makes you kind of think doesn’t it? It is important to be respectful and never be mean to anyone especially older people. Also, hanging around with a bad crowd can get people into a lot of trouble.

I bet those forty-two kids thought they were being cool. If those mean kids were around today where do you think they would hang out: the mall, school, the park, the basketball court?

I’m glad that today people are not mauled by bears when they are disrespectful or mean.

That really is Weird and Gross.

Mushroom sketch today. No special story. He looks really happy doesn’t he? or maybe I should say she?

Remember, if you want me to draw a picture that you suggest, send me an email to: ProfessorQB@gmail.com

Tell me your name and town and what you want me to draw and I will get to it when I can.

This mushroom probably needs a story, so if you want to send me an email with a story you make up about this happy mushroom send it and maybe it will be published on ChurchFun.com

This alligator (or maybe he is a crocodile) is a stand up comedian. This is probably a Florida gator, or a Louisiana swamp crocodile.

He has jokes, puns, one-liners and after dinner speeches in his comic act.

He performed at the Improv, Giggle Factory, he has been on David Letterman, Jay Leno, he had a scheduling conflict so he could not host Saturday Night Live or go on “The View”, he’s currently performing to sold out amphibians in the Gator Bowl.

He recently got an HBO SPECIAL!!!!!

Yes, when he moved in to his apartment he got basic cable and the cable company gave him an HBO Special of just $19.99 for the first three months of programming. Ba-dum Ching.

This is weird. Did you know that there was a really tall Philistine who was unusual? But, it’s not Goliath.

You probably remember that the Israelites were always fighting against the Philistines. David killed Goliath in the most famous battle. What you may not know is that there were other really big, really mean guys whom the Israelites fought.

How would you like to have to fight a giant guy? David and his mighty men were brave. There were four sons of a really huge guy. David’s men had to fight all four of these over-sized brothers.

Now that is weird and gross.

In still another battle, which took place at Gath, there was a huge man with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot—twenty-four in all. He also was descended from Rapha. When he taunted Israel, Jonathan son of Shimea, David’s brother, killed him.

I Chronicles 20:6-7 (NIV)